31 of the most terrifying Easter Bunnies you’ll ever see.

I came across this on happyplace.com and thought it was hilarious. I took none of the pictures and wrote none of the captions, but I did lovingly choose my favorites for you. Happy Easter.

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 As hard as shopping malls try to make “going to see the Easter Bunny” a thing, it’s never quite caught on like visiting Santa Claus. Maybe that’s because Christmas is a magical celebration of materialistic greed and gluttony while the closest thing to “fun” about Easter is showing off your new pair of church slacks — or maybe it’s because every Easter Bunny costume is a walking nightmare of soul-scarring horror. Here are some examples of why the image of a bleeding, emaciated guy on a cross rising from the grave is somehow not the most traumatizing thing about this holiday.

 

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17 thoughts on “31 of the most terrifying Easter Bunnies you’ll ever see.

    • The thought of a man only partly dressed as a bunny is the creepiest of all (as in #7-17-28). Yet, then there’s Santa Claus, who is always a dude? Personally, I think it has something to do with the fact that rabbits are normally prey, but as a giant-sized costume, they seem more predatory. Like if giant gerbils were attached to a holiday.
      Great to see you Stacie, hope the cold weather is finally over! xx

  1. Laura, those bunnies would scare anyone! Especially children. The whole idea of a giant bunny coming into your house and leaving candy in a basket is kind of creepy anyway, now that I think about it.

  2. Dear Laura,

    I am Ginger’s DAD.  Thanks again for providing a morning chuckle.  I have shared your morning delight with her sisters.

    Keep up the good work,

    Chuck

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    • Hi! It thrills me to no end that Chuck is chuckling and sharing scary rabbits! I think I’ve just written a haiku. Thank you for that, and have a great holiday 🙂

  3. Now I know why I have never liked Easter! Them Silly Scary Wabbits ~ Some of them remind me of some people I know. Thanks for laugh~

  4. Nicely curated selection – those are so so funny!! I agree with what you said above – the halfway dressed ones are most creepy (excuse another Jim Carey reference, but one of them looks just like him in the Grinch). I never would have thought there could be so many variations of frightening (and downright hideous!) bunnies. 🙂 Super funny!

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